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Post by Mulberry on Jun 24, 2005 5:05:17 GMT -5
Let's add our favourite quotes from the wonderful David Addison...
Here's a couple to start off:
David: You need me, Maddie Hayes. Maddie: I need you to leave. David: You need me to live, Lady. You are one, cold, icy broad. You've got your nose so high in the air, it's snowing on your brain.
Maddie Hayes: I wouldn't want you losing any more sleep over me. David Addison : Believe me, if and when I ever find myself over you, the last thing I'll be thinking about is sleeping.
Mul
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Post by Sakura on Jun 24, 2005 11:12:12 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Hi here,Mulberry. Yeah,I do remember some sayings of David Addison.[/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]Episode:"Take My Wife,or Example(also I have record)He buys a gift for Maddie,in a few seconds she looks at him,and he says:"Well,give is more blessing then recibe,and I am the blessied around here..."[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]Episode:"Between a Yuk and a Hard Place"when he finishes his balloon trip,an he says to Maddie:"Oh,Maddie,when I was on the top,I just have one think,it was stand here on the grond with you here."[/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]Episode:"My Fair David" When Maddie enters on the offices,David Says:"Hiya,Boss,back from the dentist so soon?"[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]I remember like this.[/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]How about you?[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]Sakura_Star1[/glow]
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Post by gypsygem81 on Jun 24, 2005 14:43:06 GMT -5
Gunfight: Maddie:Where on earth did you get those glasses? David: These? X-ray specs. Pretty cool, huh? You must be wearing a lead dress, I can't see a thing.
'Next Stop Murder: Maddie: David, we're moving David: Do we have to? All my friends go to this school.
Portrait of Maddie (I think!): Maddie: Get your hand off my behind. David: Is that your behind? Is that my hand? That's what I like about this place, you learn something new every day. Maddie: Will you get serious! David: Maddie, I just had my hand on your behind, if I get any more serious they're gonna move us to cable!
Brother can you spare a blonde?: David: When they say virgin wool, how do they know?
Great thread! There are tons more!
Love Gem
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Post by babyhayes on Jun 26, 2005 5:21:50 GMT -5
Maddie: I just don't think- David: That's ok, you look good.
Maddie: I think I hate men! David: We still love you.
Maddie: Do you know what hurts the most? David: Sure, you get a pimple on the inside of your nose, then you get a cold and you gotta blow - Maddie: That's what I mean! David: And people say we're not alike! Maddie: What hurts most is that you are exactly the same person you were when I walked in here 7 months ago David: That's why these clothes still fit!
And lastly for now:
Maddie tells David the story of Sport the face-licking dog tragically "squished" by her father: Maddie: So what does that tell you? David: I ain't ever licking your face when your father's around!
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Post by Mulberry on Jun 26, 2005 9:14:35 GMT -5
I love that story about Sport the squished dog! The look on David's face is brilliant!!
I also like it when he says that the dog was "looking for a zipless lick" :-)
Mul
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Post by Sakura on Jun 26, 2005 9:18:42 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Yeah,I only see the dog once,in the Episode:"Tracks of My Tears" How about you?[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]Sakura_Star1[/glow][glow=blue,2,300]My only world it's a Starry Night World![/glow]
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Post by Sakura on Jul 3, 2005 11:24:20 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Hey,I remember one here:[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]From:"Those Lips,Those Lies"[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]When David take out Richard: David:Sorry you have to go. I am happy here with you and the lady. But me and the big blonde here have a great talk.[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]Another line from the same episode:[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Richard:It is a slame doom whitch you enter...[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]David:Yeah,and you go out.[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Maddie:David,let him talk.[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]Richard:Yeah,David,let him talk.[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]David:Let him walk and talk.[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]How about that?[/glow]
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Post by queensgirl on Aug 18, 2005 22:38:18 GMT -5
M: "Don't you believe me?"
D: "...No, but I believe in you."
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D: "If the guy really blew up, then we ought to see bits of guy!"
M: "Bits of guy?"
D: "Yeah, bits of guy!"
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D (to Sam): "Back off, Buck Rogers."
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Post by ryangie97 on Aug 18, 2005 23:56:38 GMT -5
"Not only are you a sexist, but you are the sexiest sexist it has ever been my good fortune to satirize"........."satirize, scrutinize, fantisize, etc. etc."
"Live fast, die young, leave clean underwear."
"Now don't look back and try to see me, just know I'm right in the back of you...and yes I am looking up your dress."
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Post by ryangie97 on Aug 19, 2005 16:35:58 GMT -5
One more, love what David says about Ms. Dipesto in Next Stop Murder: "The night before Ms. Dipesto was born, God went to a great party."
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Post by babyhayes on Aug 19, 2005 17:02:28 GMT -5
M: "Don't you believe me?" D: "...No, but I believe in you." Yep LOVE that one, how much does it make me melt?! And kind of cool the way he doesn't really know what he means too!
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Post by bluemoongirl on Aug 20, 2005 21:34:39 GMT -5
Here's some of my favs... M- "Paul McCain is a digusting man." D-"You're mad because he boinked a couple housefraus?!" (sorry SP?) ....."Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All - "How low can he go!" D- "The smell of an armpit, the roar of the crowd! Is this a great moment in sports or what!" ...."Hiya boss, back from the dentist so soon." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "....Swing low sweet Harriett, and move a little more to de right..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Ya like 'em?? I was thinkin' of gettin' a pair with pockets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Marry her? Hell yes, I'd marry her. I asked her. She said no. Do I love her? Mr. Hayes, I would give up my life for her." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ M-"Get away from me!" D-"Here I come." M-But I don't want you. I never wanted you." D"Yeah right, I heard the speech about the goodbye grope." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "She looked good. She looked fine. Yeah, she nearly blow my mind." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Hello, we're Hank and Sissy Skipsquat." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And my personal favorite."We're looking for a man with a mole on his nose." "A mole on his nose?" "A mole on his nose." "What kind of clothes?" "What kind of clothes do you suppose?" "What kind of clothes would I suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose, who knows." "Did I happen to mention. Did I bother to disclose. This man that we're seeking with a mole on his nose. I'm not sure of his clothes, or anything else. Except he's chinese, a big clue by itself." "How do you do that?" "Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seus." "I'm sorry to say. I'm sad to report. That I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. Not a man who's chinese. With a mole on his nose. With some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. So...get away from this door, and get out of this place. Or I'll have to hurt you. Put my foot in your face." "Oh." "Time to go." "Time to go." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Punch this cow, will ya!" "Ok I will. What does that mean?" "Step on the pedal, Gretel!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Addison, we have nothing in common." "Yes, we do. You wanna talk books. I read left to right. How 'bout you? You wanna get deep. Let talk about sex. Who'd uh guessed...I like sex too." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Now don't look back. But just know that I'm right behind you. And yes, I am looking up your dress." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guess I should quit now. ~blue moon girl
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Post by elvira on Aug 20, 2005 23:12:04 GMT -5
"You're obsessed or repressed or one of those 'essed' words."
Great quotes! Bring more!
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Post by babyhayes on Aug 20, 2005 23:58:23 GMT -5
Please carry on blue moon girl, I'm sitting here LMAO!!!!
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Post by bluemoongirl on Aug 21, 2005 19:54:54 GMT -5
After some pondering - here are some more... ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You push the stickpin in. You pull the stickpin out. You push the stickpin in. And ya shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey, and ya turn yourself around. That's what it's all about." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "And they say nothing works like bread crumbs." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "She's out there somewhere, David." "No she's not." "Yes she is." "No she's not." "Yes she...." "Let's ask them. Is she out there?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Hi Eeky. What's shaking, baby. And will you shake it for me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Santa's Hotline. North pole. Santa speaking. Ho Ho Ho. Sure I'm sure this is Santa Claus. And who's this? Ingrid! And how old are you, Ingrid? Twenty three, really. So Ingrid. You been good? You been good a lot?You ever been great, Ingrid? Would you like to be? Are you kiddin' - Why do you think Santa's always so jolly!" one more---- "North Pole, Santa speaking. Ho Ho Ho....no problem. Wants to speak to you." "To me? Hello? No, this is not Mrs. Claus!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is fun!!! ~blue moon girl
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