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Post by Hazel on Jun 15, 2005 17:38:29 GMT -5
Great Bert quotes here, please! I'll start:
"Turns out we were both these huge Grass Roots fans!" "Say it with me sir, they are not long these days of wine and roses!" "You knocked up the boss!"
(Feel free to correct or expand upon my quotes-- they're just off the top of my head!)
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Post by Hazel on Jun 30, 2005 13:17:30 GMT -5
What? No love for the Bert-man? Come on, kids-- I know he's made you laugh more than once! Give with the Bert-isms!
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Post by gypsygem81 on Jun 30, 2005 14:33:48 GMT -5
Bert makes me laugh all the time! I just couldn't think of any Bert-isms off the of my head. I'm definately going to find some though, so watch this space!
Love Gem
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Post by gypsygem81 on Jul 8, 2005 7:14:35 GMT -5
ok, here's one I love:
'Agnes, I've always admired your sunny disposition, but this is bordering on sunstroke!'
From Tracks of my Tears. Come on, someone must have some more?
Love Gem
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Post by babyhayes on Jul 10, 2005 0:27:12 GMT -5
How about the random statement "What I wouldn't give to be the man who sired you" - to Maddie in Between A Yuk and A Hard Place, and Maddie's slightly disturbed expression is pretty funny too!
He says such randomly wonderful and weird things there must be a ton of stuff we can come up with here...
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Post by gypsygem81 on Jul 11, 2005 15:50:00 GMT -5
that's a great one babyhayes!! Bert is the best for randomness!!
Another one I really liked, I can't remember it word for word, but it's when Maddie asks Bert why he doesn't leave (cause Agnes is chasing him) and he says that he likes it at Blue Moon because it's like special class, where every day is like an assembly or school trip. Something along those lines.
Anyone remember what the episode was?
Love Gem
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Post by ryangie97 on Jul 25, 2005 9:36:29 GMT -5
Gem that was def 3rd season. I think maybe Yours Very Deadly?? I do like Bert, how he always takes up for Mr. Addison, how he hates McGullicuty(or however you spell his name). Gonna have to go back through my tapes to come up with some quotes.
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Post by gypsygem81 on Aug 8, 2005 17:30:26 GMT -5
Yeah, it was something like that.
This one's from season 5's (shudder) I See England...
Agnes: I never saw a dead body before Bert: I saw my grandfather. My mom made me kiss him.
LMAO!!!
Love Gem
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Post by Sakura on Aug 8, 2005 17:47:10 GMT -5
Yeah, it was something like that. This one's from season 5's ( shudder) I See England... Agnes: I never saw a dead body before Bert: I saw my grandfather. My mom made me kiss him. LMAO!!! Love Gem I just watch that episode today,great one,but I don't like the part when Maddie fails and then she was dream about her Netherworld. That was very scary to me. When I watch that part,I pass my video to another episode or part. How about you? Sakura_Star1
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Post by gypsygem81 on Aug 9, 2005 3:17:23 GMT -5
Yeah, I forward through that scene too. I don't mind this episode that much, but I hate that dream sequence. I know it's meant to represent Maddie's fear of death, but I'm sure they could have done it a bit quicker. It seems a bit pointless, and a lot like filler to me. I think the writers were trying to go back to using some of the traditional ML techniques in including a dream sequence, but this one didn't really cut it for me.
Love Gem
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Post by ryangie97 on Aug 18, 2005 22:36:46 GMT -5
Okay I was watching Sam and Dave last night. Loved Bert's line about there being some women who "you just want to throw on the table and lick the makeup off their face," or something like that. And he was great on the stake out with David......"have you ever seen 2 people make love like that Mr. Addison?"
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Post by queensgirl on Aug 18, 2005 22:46:42 GMT -5
"But will you miss the sexual tension?"
I think it's in "I am Curious..." but I'm not sure.
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Post by queensgirl on Aug 31, 2005 13:20:45 GMT -5
In "Blonde on Blonde," Bert is eavesdropping on the conversation in the next room and overhears that he will be taken along on the case.
He yells out, "Yeah!"
It's a brief scene but very funny.
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Post by gypsygem81 on Aug 31, 2005 14:23:08 GMT -5
In "Blonde on Blonde," Bert is eavesdropping on the conversation in the next room and overhears that he will be taken along on the case. He yells out, "Yeah!" It's a brief scene but very funny. I always forget about that bit, because it's in the middle of an intense row, but it's really funny!! Love Gem
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Post by rose35 on Aug 31, 2005 14:47:20 GMT -5
In "Blonde on Blonde," Bert is eavesdropping on the conversation in the next room and overhears that he will be taken along on the case.
He yells out, "Yeah!"
It's a brief scene but very funny. OH MY God! I laugh so hard every time i hear that YEAH from the other side of the door. The scene is intense and then add in that YEAH and you laught a quick moment. I love it!
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